Club Fu

[Flippety]

Flippety ~Beating Valcrist with the Son of Godzilla and Mothra's spinneret... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a book entitled "Case of the Missing Plunger", and a instruction booklet called, "How to Cram Plumbers Tools up Vehn's Ass" ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a box of danishes and a danish taxi driver named Jannicke... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Xanathol and Iamiar... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the power of suggestion and Lofwyr... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 2x3 inch sticker of Pepe' Le Pew and the city of Amsterdam... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a half-eaten box of Pouty-Os and a moldy raisin bagel... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with pointless words and endless banter... so you don't have to
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an Ill Tempered Sea Bass, and some other thing I can't remember... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the left hand of Jimmy Durante and Meth Babies pacifier... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Abe Vigoda's bedpan and a fragrant bottle of Jovan, Musk for men... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an open can of deviled ham and the crap I dug out of my navel with a cotton swab... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the mighty OMM's toenail cuttings, and the Yalp parser... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a broken shield bearing the seal of House Tannith, and a dog earred copy of Can You Poop Orange?... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Pulsus Valcrist per a mico of vinum quod pectus pectoris of Socrates. sic vos won't postulo ut.
Flippety ~ paluin Valcrist kumuha a maganda tauhan pangalanan Javier at at a kambing pangalanan Anita. pagayon ka don't may sa.
~ de Flippety que bate Valcrist con una cosa de la lanza de los matordor que apuñala, y una botella de tequila barato... usted no tan tuvo que.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a working copy of Mars the Red Planet and a box of Llamas... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a duct taped together 5 1/4 inch floppy drive from a Commodore 64 and Aretha Franklins sweaty panties... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a spool of #5 red wool yarn and a program that automatically signs up on random boards under the name Hervé Villechaize... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Aspena's Fennin stabby dagger and the empty bottle of vodka I drank the night I led my first Fennin raid... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a little puppy tied to an eggplant and a bottle of Roth Vodka... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an 8 track tape of Blondie's debut album... and a record player needle... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a goat hair suit and a plate of sugar... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Ban Solid deodorant with the x-tra power green strip, and a handful of matted goat hair
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Burger King Kids Meal Fantastic Four Ben Grimm toy, and a dirty tube sock... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a mega sized double sheet roll of toilet paper courtesy of Engell and a left handed map... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with The One Ring and a drunken dwarf... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Chrishaller's favorite goat Paco and a rainbow bumper sticker tore from Vehn's bumper... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a very expensive single slab of red granite and a bamboo etching... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a runaway Guffalo and Chrishallers lymph nodes... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a ham and a hard boiled sock... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with his own Farbung and a chocolate replica or an otter... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bunny egg and a chicken beak... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the heart of Fred Savage and the shriveled remains of Merci's soul... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 1/2 a planters peanut (roasted) and Barbara Bush's panties (soiled) ... so you don'y have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Vehn and Vehn's evil twin Vehn... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ beating Valcrist with a fluffy pair of bunny slippers and a busted ass 5mm hex wrench... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pastry bag of Bobutuber pus and the passenger door to an `81 K-Car... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the Holy Grail and Linda Lavin's neck hair... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating the lifeless corpse of a Sony dev with the head of a Soot Covered Golem or some such bullshit and a fucking mop and broom... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a worthless pick and a valuable plunger encrusted with the finest gems and opossum fecal matter that money can buy... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Psalm 24 and a pew full of goats... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a mastadon tusk carved into a life-size replica of Gwenith Paltro, and the platic toy pot I keep on Buddahs head... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bottle of breast milk and a soggy diaper... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a beagle henceforth to be referred to as Angie... and a mute mole... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bag of reading comprehension and a tuna melt... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the leg hair from Jose Feliciano woven into a throw rug and a mango flavored cigar... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an ass soddened squirrel and a lake full of albatross... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a prolapsed goat uterus and 500,000 frequent flying miles... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a mage epic big enough to choke a very large horse and a bag of Skittles... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the right fang of a vampire and the left eye of a Flaming Turkey Fish... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a sideways argentinian named Julio and a pomeranian... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Cartman's fat ass and Uncle Fucker's pink frilly hat... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an eighteen pound dollar sign necklace, and a wrist watch so covered in gold you cannot see the face... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 3 pegged as conforming bike seat and a subcription to Ducks Naked Monthly... so yo don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an original season 2 colored cell from Beavis and Butthead and a plate of goose liver... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Minney Mouse's IUD and the key to Walt's chryogenic chamber... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beatning Valcrist with a doody covered chimp and a 2 oz bottle of prussian blue water based paint... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a warm bag of mashed potatoes and tattered copy of "The Rules to Pinochle"... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrsit with a left handed waffle, and the soul of an unborn mongoose... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a snow bunny and a vorpal sword... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a broken arrow and a compressed bottle of air... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an original vinyl copy of Hand Jive, and a bun in the oven ... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a vial of dried frog pancreas, and Xanathol's lack of a heart... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a box of Mini Frosted Shredded Wheat because Catrielle said it's heavy and I should, and a riding crop... so you don't need to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with page 45 of the New Random House Rhyming Dictionary, Pocket Size and half a honeydew melon so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a size 20 thong with pink on green stripes and a fragrant bouquet of pansies... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a foiled plot to make Fidel Castro lose his beard and mustache (true story) and a big fat Churchill sized Fuente Fuente Opus X cigar ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a CIA I.D. card and a bottle of bad cuban rum.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a surgically stapled navel and an acrylic disc sewn over a tear in his stomach muscle wall... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a vial of pure ether and a the entire Dewey Decimal notes for The Library of Congress... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pound of sand and a cheerleading baton with little gold and silver tassles on the end... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an 18 share Nielson rating and a circa 1965 black and white telvision cathode ray tube /sniff my first tv... so you dont have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a wine skin full of chicken drool and the left hand of Pete Sampras... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a still burning cigar from Jack Klugman's collection and an umbrella to pierce it with... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Jack Russel Terrier pancreas and the last will and testament of the still living Abe Vigoda... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a dog-eared copy of the PoutyValctionary and Rip Taylor's bag of confetti... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a beef flavored scooby snack and the freeze dried intestines of a argentinian yak herder named Javier... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an 50 mega joule argon laser and a bag of milk... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 2x7 meter flat of tofu and a gross of DS touch pens... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a size 15, 95 tooth copper sprocket and a waffle iron... so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Red Mana Shard, and a Black Mana Shard... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 10 and 11 so you don't have to.
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Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 32 yards of Save-On/Osco Dental Floss and a fragrant stick of cheese scented incense... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with original hand written score to Il Barbiere De Siviglia and a quart of drool taking from the mouths of 900 sleeping albatross... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an economy size bottle of Consort hairspray and and then entire collection of the Feyr 5 singles on vinyl... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a mildew stained tea towel and a left handed polar bear... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Rey Del Munco Tainos Vintage Cuban cigar, and a leaky humidor... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a large bag of indigenous native artifacts from the congo and a warm fistful of Dire Panda dung... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the a size 12 steel wheeled rollerskate filled with emu egg, egg whites,and the entire Broadway cast of Rent ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the into score to CowboyBeBop and two color values that are so close to each other that you get a headache trying to read it written with them... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 37 nuns in bikinis covered in henna, and the original Kon Tiki... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a concoction of mud water and sctoch and a sculpted butter baby... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a long range barret assault rifle and a C-RAM being run by Darktide... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 700 gross of worthless Rhyls cards and a bottle of Pamprin... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a lactating Jack Russell Terrier and a boiling pot of the white shit that forms at the side of a crack addicts mouth... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a spontaneously exploding marmoset and the entire left-handed population of Istanbul... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the entire Hardy Boys Mysteries series slathered in moistened tungsten powder and the Necronomicon... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a horde of rampaging mongol hordes waving banners touting the European Commonwealth and a vat of mouse doody... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a book on post modernistic art styles and how they impact rice futures in Botswana,and a bottle of Nori Tamago seasoning ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a box japanese band aids and a bucket of water .... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a vile pluntonic favors, and a 3 pack of Sponge Bob Underoos... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a spring roll basted in toe fungus juice and the incorrect response to number 5 from my freshman year history mid term... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 3 legged bison dressed in a mini skirt, and a pungeant array of dooky filled firemans boots... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a sack full of live angry marmots and the body of Clement Marot the well known French Renaissance poet... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a dangling participle and a gerund... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a a vaseline sandwich and a double spaced book report on "My Children's Children" ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Negative Pion Acvivation of Bromine thesis paper and the Sunday edition of the New York Times... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the a cherry pie armed with lasers, and a goat named Frank... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 500 orders of The Arby Cheese Melt, and and a phone call to Sweetevill on speaker phone as she goes through the drive up... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with David Bowies wallet and box of expired vile of panda bile... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with resists 90+ over the cap and a slice of melon bread... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a asthma inhaler and a bottle of Vicks-Vapo Rub... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a plastic label maker and a waxy hearing aid ... so you don't have to.
Sacha (Boo's son) ~ Beating Valcrist with a Rare Scoresby restaraunt sign and my dad's boxer-brief's that he occasionally wears outside ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a a 34 cent stamp featuring the Statue of Liberty and a cat-o-ninetails made from dirty shoelaces and a stick... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a portable "G"-spot encased in acrylic and a set of knee pads... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an expired bottle of Cleocin antibiotic, the antibiotic that smells so bad the pharmacist said to me on the phone... "this smells so bad, that when my assistant filled it I thought she had passed gas when I walked by" and a gay crackwhore named Larry... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a lid of Crystal Meth and an E.L.O. 8 track tape of Strange Magic... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a fully loaded ak-47 and a bottle of Tech Spray freon... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a saddle made from the virgin leather of a southbound mule and a brass spur... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the corpse of the ex-mayor of Deathnail, and a bottle of Lokfgin... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with size 14 penny loafers and an artificial hip... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bag of owl poop and a #9 Maple Wand powered by a unicorn hair... so you don't have to
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a transitive verb and a gerund... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a spinning novelty bowtie and a gift wrapped signed mounted and framed photo of Joe Besser.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the minute hand of a grandfather clock, and the still writhing pancreas of Charles Webster... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with 6 sagging breasts and a bucketful of dry pumice... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an angry young gamer and an irrate blitzhund... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with position #27 goat and frog in repose and aflame, and a fetching aborigine goat with a lisp... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 500 year old Bonsai tree and a bottle of Mikey glue... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with position 97 Goat Butterfly Straddling, and a bottle of KY Jelly... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Poutyese Lexicon and the Los Angeles Philharmonic woodwinds section chairs 1-6... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a gregarious young Carl Reiner and the original cast of Mork and Mindy... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a preponderance of evidence and a bottle of military grade urine... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a list of things I've beaten him with and a 500 mg coated advil... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bottle of kiwi flavored Snapple and a urine soaked pair of snap fly Levis... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Ford 427 FE Big Block and a Zombie Bus Squeee modulator... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Notary Public stamp and a bottle of indelible black ink... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a retarded pomeranian and a rabid poodle belonging to my high school gym teacher... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a half used box of decongestant and the liver of a 48 year old meth abuser... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a USB 1.0 keyboard and a can of moldy spam... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a flexible sphignomanometer and a carafe of the finest port... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a hot butter knife and a bag of flour... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 3 dial 1/1000 second stopwatch and the still beating heart of Timex CEO Jose Santana... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a tightly wrapped hand dipped in glue and glass shards and a standing 8 count... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a renegade wombat cyber-stalker and a semi-intuitive bottle of port... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Guy Smiley's press-on red necktie and the lid to Oscar's trash can... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bottle of Tamago Aji rice seasoning and the brain of Paul Harvey... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a rasterized vector mask and a double saturated tonal equivalent f stop... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 256 bit data encrypted sausage and an overly compressed and damn near worthless jpg of the mighty Meth Baby... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 5 tier angel food cake with butter cream frosting, and an eggbeater... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a ruminating elf and a burrowing muskrat with a penchant for humping ducks... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a drum of turpentine and a box of soiled underwear... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 200 thread count cotton turban and a 2 oz. complimentary Glenfiddich scotch flask... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Umatherman's sweat stained training bra and a goat nomad walking stick... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bunched up wad of newspaper stating that Eminem is going back to the woman he sings about killing, and a 20-sided die on the number 17... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a dirty rectal thermometer and a rampaging mongoose with an overactive bladder... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a tub of afro-sheen and a brazillian waxing kit... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pimento loaf and a sweaty naked sumo wrestler smelling oddly of carrots... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an out of context and highly edited photo of Johnny Quest in bed with Hadji, and a box of Nilla Wafers... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Dustin Hoffman's wooden leg and a gay pirates hooked hand/dildo... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a left handed spatula and a 3oz pump spray bottle of rhino urine... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an invalid giant bat killing strat and a 1982 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild Pauillac... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a Grey's Anatomy book and a rusty forcep... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a photo of Sweetevill being denied dessert on christmas for cursing, and a bend bottlecap... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bottle of Ultra Hard Vidal Sasoon hairspray and a lead Felix the cat... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a life size model of Meth Baby, and a silver spoon... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a french tickler and a bottle of spanish fly... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a venezualian mime and the skeletal remains of the now extinct Dodo bird.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pneumatic corkscrew and a beaver femur... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a leaky bottle of bleach, and a vial of iodine... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a mnemonic device and a simple compound meter... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a double cross stitch and a seam ripper... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a #3 darning needle and a Singer model QUANTUM® XL-6000 bobbin... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pumice stone and a garter belt from a cuban prostitute name Fernando... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a moist flute and a stuck spit valve... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a well worn copy of Moby Dick and the skeletal remains of Herman Melville... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a failed final and a spandex monkey... so you don't have to
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an ivory peg leg and a hand hook made from the finest margarine... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 9 pound cannon ball and a dull shuriken... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ schlagendes valcrist mit einer Ziege und ein Kasten des Gewebes... so Sie nicht müssen
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a penile sheath and a 6 inch scale drawing manequin... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a rusty baby monitor and a bottle of mashed peas... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a box of digestive buscuits and a soiled baby wipe... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 86 year old Kung-Fu Master in drag and a moist wheel of jalepeno gouda... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bottle of Pamparin and a half empty pencil sharpener... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with Ed Asner's jock from high school and a 6 inch plastic battery operated Psyduck figure ... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a framed picture of Tulaz playing the trombone, and a quart of soy sauce... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a 8 pack case of cd-rewritable media and a bronze replica of Osaka Castle... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a sack of rotten musk melons and a bottle of Hai Karate cologne... so you don't have too.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an lifesize inflatable hippo and a brass merry-go-round ring... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a payphone coin box and a bleach stained pair of overalls... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a side of ranch and a box of waffles... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a steel T-Square and a 5 oz plumb-bob... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an American Sign Language Dictionary and a 14 foot neon green letter "K"... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a handful of bacon and South American Jacaranda tree... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a fertile package of pumpkin seeds and a box of porn I dropped on my foot... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with an economy sized bottle of Ruhipnol, and four cubic meters of blueberries... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with the north end of a south bound mule, and a box of soggy Cheez-its... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a luxuriously reclining vixen, and a oily duck... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a full scale wax model of the original Aunt Jemima, and 7.5 pound of navel lint... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a columbian death squad, and a negative colon biopsy... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a rusty garden weasle and a buck fifty in pennies... so you don't have to.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a soggy musk melon and a sock full of banana pudding... so you don't have too.
Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a pocket full of brautwurst and a limp candle... so you don't have to... (man it felt good to say that again.)

That's a lot of beatings...

Flippety ~ Beating Valcrist with a bag of holding and a horseshoe... so you don't have to.
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P.S. Voodoman is stupid and he gave my mother fatal herpes.