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Heart Attack, Anyone ??
 posted by Baulz on Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:00 am



http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
Chocolate Chip Cheese Baul
 posted by Baulz on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:27 am



CHOCOLATE CHIP CHEESEBALL
INGREDIENTS
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup finely chopped pecans
DIRECTIONS
In a medium bowl, beat together cream cheese and butter until smooth. Mix in confectioners' sugar, brown sugar and vanilla. Stir in chocolate chips. Cover, and chill in the refrigerator for 2 hours.
Shape chilled cream cheese mixture into a ball. Wrap with plastic, and chill in the refrigerator for 1 hour.
Roll the cheese ball in finely chopped pecans before serving.
Use Graham Crackers to dip into it for best combination.
White Chocolate Cheesecake
 posted by Baulz on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:27 am



WHITE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE
INGREDIENTS
1 (8 ounce) package PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
1 1/4 cups cold milk, divided
1 pkg. (4 serving size) JELL-O White Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling
1 1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping
1 (6 ounce) HONEY MAID Graham Pie Crust
DIRECTIONS
Beat cream cheese and 1/4 cup of the milk in large bowl with wire whisk until well blended.
Add remaining 1 cup milk and pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 1 minute. Gently stir in whipped topping until well blended. Spoon into crust.
Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. Garnish with chocolate curls made with BAKER'S Premium White Baking Chocolate. Store leftover pie in refrigerator.
Baked Potato Pizza
 posted by Baulz on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:26 am



BAKED POTATO PIZZA
1 large prepared pizza crust
3 medium potatoes, baked & cooled (unpeeled)
1 tablespoon margarine, melted
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning
1 (8 ounce) container sour cream
1 lb bacon, cooked & crumbled
chopped green onions
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese

-Lightly spray 14inch. pizza pan. Place dough on pan. Bake at 400 for 6min. or just until crust begins to brown.
-When potatoes are cool enough cut them into 1/2 inch. slices. In bowl combine margarine, garlic powder, and dried italian seasoning. Add potatoes and gently toss to coat. Spread sour cream over pizza crust. Top with potato mixture, then bacon, onions and both cheeses.
-Bake at 400 degrees for 17-20min. or until cheese begins to brown and bubble. Let stand before cutting. Enjoy!
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Chocolate Lava Cake
 posted by Baulz on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:26 am



CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
Ingredients:
4 ounces of Baker's Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate ( Chocolate or White )
1/2 cup ( 1 stick ) butter
1 cup powdered sugar
2 eggs
2 egg yolks
6 tbsp. flour

PREHEAT oven to 425 degrees. Butter four 3/4-cup custard cups or souffle dishes. Place on baking sheet.
MICROWAVE chocolate and butter in large microwaveable bowl on high 1 minute or until butter is melted. Stir with wire whisk until chocolate is completely melted. Stir in sugar until well blended. Blend in eggs and egg yolks with wire whisk. Stir in flour. Divide batter among prepared custard cups.
BAKE 13 - 14 minutes or until sides are firm but centers are soft. Let stnd 1 minute. Carefully run small knife around the cakes to looser. Invert cakes onto dessert dishes. Serve immediately.
Try them with Whipped Cream, Ice Cream, Chocolate or Caramel Syrup.
Oreo Baulz
 posted by Baulz on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:25 am



OREO BALLS
Ingredients:
1 package regular size Oreo cookies, crushed
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 package white almond bark
1 package chocolate almond bark

Preparing:
Using a blender or hand held mixer, mix Oreos and cream cheese together.
Roll into walnut size balls.
Chill for an hour.
Melt approximately 3/4 package of white almond bark.
Stick a toothpick in an Oreo ball and dip it in the melted white almond bark.
Allow to harden on wax paper.
Takes about 15 min.
While waiting, melt about 1/4 package of chocolate almond bark.
When Oreo balls are no longer sticky to the touch, decorate with drizzles of chocolate and white almond bark.
I just use a sandwich bag with a tiny hole cut in one corner to drizzle the almond bark.
Burgers' for the 4th
 posted by Redius on Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:38 pm



Here's how I create fantastic burgers.

Warning, these are not at all healthy. Seriously, just reading about them can raise your cholesterol.

take ground beef.
make patties....size is up to you.
take bacon. cut up bacon into little bits.
insert bacon into burgers.
Season with freshly ground black pepper, a touch of cayenne pepper.

Grill meat.

Eat.

(btw, when you grill em, don't be surprised to see a LOT of fire.....bacon fat burns beautifully)
Healthy Dinner ideas??
 posted by Sirren on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:04 am



So im 'stuck' with making the same 4 recipes for dinner... then hamburger helper stuff, and things that come in a box, but im trying to stay clear of those things, since i have gained weight(35pounds) since i started eq a few years back, i recently took a small break from EQ to break my habbit of "sitting at a desk" at the computer all day long, and I started working out and doing more outside during the day. Ive lost 8 pounds since March 30th and im proud of myself, but i want more healthier dinners!!!

My 4 dinners are Spaghetti, Cheesey potato and chicken cassarol, Rice and chicken cassarol, and Penne Arrabiata with grilled chicken.
Yummy dinners, but i need to change it up. i dont eat 4 legged friends. Just chicken, sometimes not often at all fish or turkey.

Ill be surfing the Fu kitchen boards looking for yummy meals, but if you have any ideas that are not on here, feel free to tell me! lol
Still no Fondant yet but.........
 posted by Llayena on Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:44 pm



Made this today:

1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 cup milk

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.

In a medium bowl, cream together the sugar and butter. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine flour and baking powder, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.

Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. For cupcakes, bake 20 to 25 minutes. Cake is done when it springs back to the touch.

Cool then frost with this:

1/4 Cup butter
1 1/2 Cup Powdered Sugar (confectioners powder for all you Canadians!)
1/6 cup of milk
1/3 Cup of cocoa
1 tsp vanilla

mix alternating portions of powdered sugar, cocoa and milk into the butter until creamy. Add the vanilla and beat vigrously.

Frost the cake then top with fresh berries of your choice (today I had blackberries)
For Nikki
 posted by Llayena on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:45 pm



Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Place 1 cube of real butter in a mixing bowl that fits inside your microwave oven. Melt for 30 seconds, remove and swirl. Repeat until butter is completely melted.
Add in 1 Cup of sugar, 2 eggs and 1 teaspoon of vanilla. Mix thoroughly.
In a seperate bowl, Put 1/2 Cup flour, 1/4 teaspoon of baking powder, 1/8 teaspoon of salt (if you do not have a measuring spoon that size just "pinch" the salt with forefinger and thumb and add two pinches.
Mix this thoroughly with a fork not a mixer.
Now stir in 3/8 Cup of cocoa into the sugar/egg mixture. Then add in flour mixture. Mix thoroughly.

With a spoon stir in 1/2 cup of chopped walnuts. Spread in 9x9 pan (I prefer glass pans do not ask me why because I do not know.)

Bake for 35 minutes exactly and remove. These will be the absolute best and easiest brownies you ever make in your life.
Home Made Granola
 posted by Llayena on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:39 pm



2 Cups Old Fashioned Oats
1 Cup shredded coconut
1/2 Cup wheat germ
1 tsp salt
Nuts (your choice, I use 1/2 cup each of walnuts, pecans and almonds)
1/4 Cup pure vegetable oil (have to use to clump it together)
1 1/2 Cup raisins
1 can (14oz) sweetened condensed milk

Mix together with a spatula until thoroughly blended and covered.
Pam a cookie sheet and line with wax paper, then Pam the wax paper top.
Bake at 300 degrees F for 30 minutes. Remove from oven, fold the granola on the sides (which will be much browner than the inside portion) into the center and spread the center out to the edges. Bake another 15 minutes. Cool and nummy.

I just got this recipe for sweetened condensed milk as well:

SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK SUBSTITUTE

2 eggs
1 c. brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
2 tbsp. flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt

Mix all ingredients and use as a substitute for sweetened condensed milk in recipes for pies, bars and desserts.

I am going to try it sometime this week using egg whites only to see if I can reduce the fat content on this down a tad because of the nuts. Will let you know if this is a success or not.
Homemade Fondant
 posted by Balthizaar on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:13 pm



You will need:
1 bag of jet puffed marshmallows
some crisco or shortening of some kind.
Icing sugar

First clean an area on your counter, Then rub crisco all over the area so that the marshmallows dont stick.
ontop of the shortening dump a little icing sugar on the area.

Next microwave your marshmallows in a bowl in 10 second intervals stirring until it is all melted. it should only take 10-20 seconds so make sure not to overcook them.

Take the bowl out and dump the marshmallows onto the counter where you applied your crisco and icing sugar.

next. VERY IMPORTANT and kinda gross. but very important none the less.
Rub your hands down with crisco get it in between your fingers and everything because if you don't the marshmallows will stick to your hands and you will become their prisoner.

After your hands are nice and oily begin to knead the pile of melted marshmallow into the icing sugar just like you would bread. Continue adding icing sugar until it becomes the desired consistancy.

Roll your marshmallow dough into a ball and wrap in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge for a few hours, and you have fondant you can use to apply to cakes, cupcakes, make flowers for cakes or w/e you can think of.

after the Fondant has been in the fridge for a few hours you can take it out and knead food colouring into it to make it whatever colour you want Smile

have funSmile
Raspberry Iced Tea
 posted by Qwenya on Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:05 pm



1 gallon water
3 family size tea bags
3 regular sized Raspberry flavored tea bags
2 cups sugar

Lemon garnish as desired.

Split water and bring half to a boil. Turn off heat, add teabags and steep 10 minutes. Remove teabags. Add sugar and remaining water. Chill and serve over ice. Garnish with lemon wedges as desired.
Natchitoches Almond Tea
 posted by Qwenya on Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:02 pm



Natchitoches Almond Tea

Ingredients: 12 cups water
4 family-size tea bags
2 cups sugar
1 cup frozen lemonade
4 teaspoons almond extract
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Optional: Garnishes: lemon, lime, and orange slices (if you are serving at a summer party)

Directions Bring half of the water to a boil: add tea bags. Cover and steep 10 minutes; discard tea bags. Add remaining water, sugar,lemonade, almond, and vanilla extract. Stir well. Chill. Serve over ice; garnish, if desired.

This makes 4 quarts.

Comments You can use instant tea instead of real tea bags. However, any southerner will tell you that instant tea is just not the same.

Also some people make a syrup of the lemonade & sugar, then add extracts at end before mixing with the tea.
Goosey cake
 posted by Sirren on Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:15 pm



VERY VERY sweet =) its soooo good. and very very addicting. =)

Goosey cake

1 box of yellow cake mix (pilsbury with pudding)
1 stick of butter (melted)
4 eggs
8oz cream cheese (softend)
1 teaspoon of Vanilla
1 pound powdered x10 sugar


Preheat oven to 350
Mix one slightely beaten egg with dry cake mix and butter into moist dough.
press mixture into 13 x 9 x 2 pan for crust.
Soften the cream cheese and beat 3 eggs and van til creamy. Beat in powdered Sugar
gradualy til smooth pour over crust. Bake at 350 Degrees. 325 if dish is glass.
35-40 mins.
Sugar Free Low Carb Pecan Pie
 posted by Qwenya on Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:31 am



Found at this site:

http://www.lowcarbluxury.com/lowcarb-recipes.html

There is a pumpkin pie there I plan to try next


Ingredients:

* 1 unbaked pie shell (See Pie Crust recipe)
* 1 cup pecan pieces
* 2 Tablespoon butter, melted
* 1/4 teaspoon caramel extract
* 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 Tablespoon Splenda
* 3 tablespoons Diabetisweet Brown Sugar Substitute
* 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
* 4 eggs
* Custard Pecan Pie 1/2 cup water
* 3/4 cup heavy whipping cream
* 1 cup Splenda
* 1 teaspoon molasses
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 teaspoon caramel or maple extract
* 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
* 1/2 teaspoon xanthan gum

Prepare nuts first:
In a bowl, melt 2 Tablespoons butter. Then, stirring after each addition, add 2 Tablespoons Splenda, Brown Sugar Substitute, 1/4 teaspoon caramel extract, 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon and pecans. Microwave for 30 seconds. Stir. Microwave another 30 seconds; stir, (but keep an eye on them so they don't burn.) Set aside to cool.

Preheat oven to 350°F.
Beat eggs, water, whipping cream, 1 cup Splenda, molasses, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2 teaspoon caramel or maple extract, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and xanthan gum. Set aside and prepare pie crust if you have not already done so. Pour filling into crust, sprinkle nuts on top and bake at 350°F for 30-40 minutes until set and lightly brown. Chill before serving. Must be kept in refrigerator!

Makes 8 servings. 12 carbs per serving (including crust.)
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Basic Low Carb Pie Crust

Ingredients:

* 3/4 cup plain whey protein powder or soy flour
* 1/4 cup oat flour
* 1/4 cup almond flour
* 1/2 cup non-transfat shortening or lard
* 1-2 Tablespoons very cold water

Mix together whey protein powder (or soy flour), oat flour, and almond flour. Cut shortening or lard into flour mixture with two knives or a pastry blender, using a "cutting" motion. It will resemble peas when done.

Add water, 1 Tablespoon at a time until dough can hold together.

Refrigerate till chilled for easier handling. This dough can be rolled out by putting between two pieces of waxed paper, or you can put the dough in a 9" pie plate and pat it up the sides to the rim. Spray PAM on a pie plate (glass/Pyrex works best) before putting crust in. Oil your hands to make it easier to manage dough if you are using the patting method. If you take the pie crust over the rim, be sure to put aluminum foil or pastry rim-guards around edges to prevent it browing too much before pie filling is done. Pour filling into crust and bake per directions.

If you need a completely baked crust (for cream fillings or no-bake cheesecake etc), pierce crust with a fork and bake at 350°F for 5 to 10 minutes. Watch it closely to prevent burning!

Entire crust has 30 grams net carbs made with whey powder or 37 net grams made with soy flour.

NOTE #1: Keep in mind whey protein powder is 2 grams of carbs or less (many are zero carb) and should not be confused with "sweet whey" found in many health food stores (it's very high carb.)

NOTE #2: To add flavor to the regular pie crust recipe, add any ONE of the following (and if your filling is a sweet one, a Tablespoon of Splenda can be nice as well):

* 2 teaspoons lemon peel
* 1 teaspoon orange peel
* 2 Tablespoons baking cocoa
* 2 teaspoons cinammon
* 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
* 1 teaspoon instant coffee to water



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Sugar Free Carb Smart Recipes?
 posted by Qwenya on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:39 pm



Especially for the Holidays!

I was just diagnosed with glucose intolerance, a pre-diabetes condition. My father has diabetes and is on dialysis and going blind. Two aunts died from complications from and a third aunt is blind from diabetes. So it runs in the family.

I know I can google and search for recipes, but I am interested in something someone has tried and were wowed by how good it was!

Thanks!

Qwen
Easy yummy Chicken Provencale Casserole
 posted by Qwenya on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:23 am



My husband is not a big soup or stew eater so I tried this casserole for chicken provencale instead of the stew version. Easy and Yummy!

(Also from Rachel Ray!)

http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/42193/

Chicken Provençale

Erika Lenkert
From Every Day with Rachael Ray
August 2007

FOUR SERVINGS
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 50 min




Ingredients

8 small or 3 medium yellow-fleshed potatoes, such as Yukon gold (about 1 pound), halved (quartered if medium)
4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts
Salt and pepper
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil

3 cloves garlic, finely chopped
One 28-ounce can diced tomatoes
1/2 cup niçoise or other brine-cured black olives, chopped
2 tablespoons drained capers





1. Preheat the oven to 350°. In a large pot of boiling salted water, cook the potatoes until just tender, 15 to 20 minutes; drain.
2. While the potatoes cook, season the chicken with salt and pepper. In a large skillet, heat the olive oil over medium-high heat until hot but not smoking. Add the chicken breasts and cook, turning, until browned, about 3 minutes on each side. Transfer to a large casserole dish.
3. Add the garlic to the skillet and cook, stirring, until golden, about 30 seconds. Add the tomatoes and their juice and simmer over low heat until the liquid is reduced, 10 to 15 minutes. Add the olives and capers and season to taste with salt.
4. Scatter the potatoes over the chicken and pour the tomato mixture on top. Bake until the chicken is cooked through, about 25 minutes. Transfer the chicken to a cutting board and slice on an angle. Spoon some sauce and potatoes onto each plate and top with chicken.
More Recipes for Summer (Alie!)
 posted by Qwenya on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:15 am



I used Alie's name, because I know she is like I am and loves to find new ways to cook healthy vegetables! Also both these recipes use our favorite: Pesto! I got these from Rachel Ray Magazine, Aug, 2007, also online at www.rachelraymag.com/norecipes

No-Cook Vegetable "Lasagna"

Silvana Nardone
From Every Day with Rachael Ray
August 2007

FOUR SERVINGS
Prep Time: 40 min




Ingredients

One 15-ounce container ricotta cheese
Grated peel and juice of 1 lemon
Salt
2 cups packed basil leaves, plus more for garnish
1/2 cup nuts, such as walnuts or almonds
1/2 cup finely grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil

One 14.5-ounce can diced tomatoes
1/2 cup drained oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes
1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger (optional)
3 zucchini or yellow squash, cut into 36 thin slices
Pepper
3 large tomatoes, cut into 24 thin slices





1. Toss the zucchini with the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil.
2. Using a food processor, puree the ricotta, 2 tablespoons lemon juice, lemon peel and 1 teaspoon salt; scrape into a bowl and set aside.
3. Add the basil leaves, nuts, Parmesan, 1/2 cup olive oil and 1 teaspoon salt to the food processor and process until blended. Scrape the pesto into a bowl and set aside.
4. Wipe out the food processor bowl and add the canned tomatoes, the sun-dried tomatoes, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, the ginger and 1 teaspoon salt; puree and set aside.
5. To make individual servings, slightly overlap 2 or 3 zucchini slices on each of 4 dinner plates. Season lightly with salt and pepper. Top with 2 rounded tablespoons each of the reserved tomato sauce and ricotta mixture, then 1 tablespoon of pesto, 2 tomato slices and a couple of basil leaves. Repeat the layering twice, finishing with basil leaves.

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Asparagus and Parsley Pesto Risotto Bake

Silvana Nardone
From Every Day with Rachael Ray
April 2007

FOUR SERVINGS
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 40 min




Ingredients

1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 large shallot or half of a small onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
2 cups arborio rice
Salt and pepper
One 32-ounce container (4 cups) vegetable or chicken broth

1 cup loosely packed flat-leaf parsley
1 cup grated Parmesan cheese, plus more for serving
1/4 cup pine nuts or walnuts
Grated peel of 1 lemon
1 pound thin asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1 1/2-inch pieces





1. Preheat the oven to 375º. In a heavy ovenproof pot, heat 2 tablespoons olive oil over medium heat. Add the shallot and cook until translucent and softened, about 4 minutes. Add the garlic and rice; season with salt and pepper. Cook, stirring, until the rice is toasted, about 3 minutes. Stir in the broth and 1 1/4 cups water. Transfer immediately to the oven and bake for 25 minutes.
2. Meanwhile, using a food processor, finely chop the parsley, 1/2 cup Parmesan, the pine nuts and the lemon peel. Add the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil and process until blended. Set the pesto aside.
3. Remove the risotto from the oven and stir in the asparagus and the remaining 1/2 cup Parmesan. Continue to bake until the rice is tender, about 5 minutes. Stir in the reserved pesto and serve with extra Parmesan.
Easy Casserole
 posted by Qwenya on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:13 am



I got this off of a box of Hungry Jack Four Cheese Potatoes. It was easy and a big hit with my family.
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Set aside 2 cups frozen broccoli florets to thaw.

Prepare one box any brand, any flavor of potatoes au gratin, scalloped, etc. according to package directions in a large casserole dish. Bake as directed for 20 minutes.

Remove from oven. Add thawed broccoli, 2 cups cooked and cubed chicken, 1 cup sour cream, 2 cups shredded cheese your choice of flavors. Return to oven and bake 15 more minutes.

Serve with a crisp salad.
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